Making mexican puke
japzwitgatz: everything.
oneegron: huh?
japzwitgatz: and my lungs are not hsapping
japzwitgatz: i feeel liuke im going to puke my lings so im trying t hold it back!
japzwitgatz: lungs
japzwitgatz: fucken a man.. smoking sucks
oneegron: haha
oneegron: does aol automatically log these somewhere
japzwitgatz: i hope not.
oneegron: like to my hd
oneegron: so i can keep em
japzwitgatz: i would be inm trouble
oneegron: heheheh
japzwitgatz: no! you wouldnt!
oneegron: you damned dirty mexican
japzwitgatz: would new?
japzwitgatz: dfick en a.
oneegron: ehehe
japzwitgatz: hey
japzwitgatz: so what are you doing next week?
japzwitgatz: or this coming week? we could hang out or something
japzwitgatz: i promise i’ll be sober
japzwitgatz: wow./ my mouth is all watering
japzwitgatz: and it;s hard to beath
oneegron: what do you want to do
oneegron: get hammered?
japzwitgatz: no!
oneegron: yes!
japzwitgatz: please no! anything but.
oneegron: tequila!
japzwitgatz: dude like really. i feel like im going tpo pulke any mic
japzwitgatz: min
oneegron: dude imagine drinking some tequila now
japzwitgatz: fuck you man!
oneegron: hehehe
japzwitgatz: thats nit… nice.
oneegron: :o~
japzwitgatz: i called you like a 11:45 or so. to see what you were doing and all
oneegron: really?
japzwitgatz: you wanna hang out this weekday someday
oneegron: i have had my phone with me
japzwitgatz: ?
oneegron: what do you want to do nigger?
japzwitgatz: it rang liek once.
oneegron: i asked already
oneegron: and *I* want to drink tequila
japzwitgatz: nigger! do i loiok like a spear chucker to you!
japzwitgatz: i am a mexican!
japzwitgatz: MEX-I-CAN
japzwitgatz: maybe.
japzwitgatz: i dont like being hung over
oneegron: ehehe
oneegron: i’m fucking around
oneegron: trying to get you sick
oneegron: if you think of something to do thats cool
japzwitgatz: welll its working
oneegron: whatevah
oneegron: but you gotta think of it
japzwitgatz: ok cool. im sure christie has some idea’s
oneegron: and it has to be kinda cheap
oneegron: cause i’m broke
japzwitgatz: yea// mini golf!?!!?!!???!?!
oneegron: na man, not without drinking
japzwitgatz: hehe. true.
japzwitgatz: i’llwe’ll think of something
oneegron: mini golf is always made possible by grants from vodka and rum
oneegron: yes
japzwitgatz: hat are your days off?
oneegron: so mexican, had any raw eggs lately?
oneegron: sat-sun
japzwitgatz: wiu;ll:” thats not very nice.
japzwitgatz: my mouth is like wateing like bad!
japzwitgatz: like im going to puke
japzwitgatz: i wanna hold it in
oneegron: one time i saw a dog sucking its own dick on the internet, when it was done a huge load of its own cum slopped out of its mouth onto its hard veiny dog cock
japzwitgatz: what the fuck.. are you a homo! dont do this to me! not right now!
oneegron: speaking of homo
japzwitgatz: NO!
oneegron: remember the guy from goatse.cx?
japzwitgatz: please.
japzwitgatz: hahaha
japzwitgatz: uhm.. no.
oneegron: i think you do mexican
japzwitgatz: O:-)
oneegron: anyways
japzwitgatz: no i dont!
japzwitgatz: hey will whats up? long time no see man… what have you been up to?
oneegron: the other day i was taking out the trash, and there was this chicken that had been in our fridge for like a month. it had this green hair growing all over it.
oneegron: i thought about eating it
oneegron: wondered what it would taste like
oneegron: rolling about in my mouth
japzwitgatz: man.. thats wrong.
japzwitgatz: like really man.. remember that day at your house with the jagermister? thats how i feel!
japzwitgatz: all dazed
japzwitgatz: or someting
japzwitgatz: tell ya what. im going to take a shower
oneegron: ok
japzwitgatz: i’ll give you a call tomorrow sometime.. is thats ok? or some other day?
oneegron: think about cats
oneegron: na man, maybe sunday though
oneegron: tomorrow is forked
japzwitgatz: ok cool i’ll give you a call on sunday for sure.
japzwitgatz: nigger. i need a shower.. tahks to you.
japzwitgatz: later?
japzwitgatz: ohh shit
japzwitgatz: looks like its that time again!
japzwitgatz: *puke* brb
japzwitgatz: he man i’ll give you a call on sunday?
japzwitgatz: werd?
japzwitgatz: hehe “he-man”
japzwitgatz: i justr almost puked on my lappy!
japzwitgatz: damn you! later. talk to you on sunday!
oneegron: hey mexican
oneegron: i was just talking to my friend and they told me a story
oneegron: best told in the second person
japzwitgatz: damnit! i already jst puked
japzwitgatz: i dont wanna anymore!
japzwitgatz: lease.
oneegron: you were in a restaurant, and your friends dared you to eat a gristly ball of fat off of a prime rib
japzwitgatz: like really.
japzwitgatz: it makes me sick
oneegron: you did it for only $5!
japzwitgatz: you make me sick man..
japzwitgatz: BYE!~
japzwitgatz signed off at 2:56:02 AM.
