- 3: 45 PM
- janet jackson escapade
- 3: 45 PM
- i saw a dude get punched in the face once to the tune of that song
- 3: 45 PM
- there was a bully
- 3: 45 PM
- and he was picking on a kid
- 3: 45 PM
- and the kid started dancing and singing escapade
- 3: 45 PM
- and then just started throwing punches while singing
- 3: 46 PM
- and he whipped that bully's ass
- 3: 46 PM
- it was fucking epic
- 3: 46 PM
- that bully took a huge dive in reputation on that day
- 3: 46 PM
- for the rest of our high school career, he got no respect
for my own entertainment
“ im gonna sit here and act like i dont care to get on your nerves, but discreetely i am enrage and so mad that im naturally creating redish skin under my eyes from half way crying
irc
1. YOU ARE TRESSPASSING
2. YOU ARE TAKING ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOU’VE BEEN YELLED AT
Overheard in 7-11
“People just want to disprove Freud to assure themselves that they’re not horrid little sex monkeys.”
why slug more slug
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
over 9000- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
“ on one hand, it’d be like fucking my sister, but on the other hand, i have no sister, so fucking her sounds kinda hot…
My mother's harrowing experience at the airport
- ok so here we go
- my mom came out this week to visit
- and she left tonight
- she was with her boss since this was a work trip
- i did not know she had a travelling companion
- she calls me from the airport and says "hey i really need a ride from the airport, i can't get a plane out"
- so i figure...delay
- i tell her i am working and need an hour
- so she says "ok i'll call back if i need you"
- in the mean time i have some ideas or whatever to get her
- and i try calling her back
- no answer after like 5 calls
- 6th call
- i just hear random yelling about terrorists
- and i'm like "WTF?"
- after a half hour i get a call back from her
- and she says "its all cool we got a flight, i'll call you when i get home"
- i figure maybe i called the wrong number and start to ask whats up with the terrorist thing
- but she hangs up
- so she just calls me back
- and says
- "man i was with my boss, and she was so drunk: "
- her boss is like this 80 year old 4 foot 11 skinny tiny lady
- she had 4 glasses of wine in the airport bar
- and by the time they got on the plane
- she was so shitfaced that they threw her ass off the plane
- so the boss gets all mad
- and starts yelling about how she's not a terrorist
- ppl getting crazy watching her
- and she goes "I HAVE TO PEE"
- so my mom escorts her into the bathroom and closes the door
- leaves her in there
- and the lady comes out with a giant fucking piss stain
- from her stomach to her ankles
- she forgot to take her fucking pants off
- to take a piss
- so here is my mom, in an airport, with an old lady that is covered in piss ad stinking of booze, screaming about terrorists and oxygen levels
- and she keeps trying to smoke in there
- and yelling at ppl
- so she had to sit outside with her for like two hours to get her sobered up enough to get on the plane
- so she gets her ticket
- and the lady gets on the plane
- and starts screaming again
- about how she wants to talk to the CEO of united NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
- thrown off the plane again...
- so they wait another hour, get on another plane, and the lady sleeps through the flight
- and wakes up
- COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS
- to what happened
- and says to the passenger next to her
- "you know we got thrown off two flights before this one, and you know why? because they said we didn't have enough oxygen levels, how the hell do they know about my oxygen"
- and passes back out
- they had to wheel her ass off the plane
- my mom left her in the baggage claim
“i was walking down the street and i took a quick right turn and right then my nuts slapped into my thigh and i was like “awwww” but then i looked up and i saw a fucking bird in a tree and he had 3 eyes and he said “its OK” and i was like “HOLY SHIT” and i knew it was god.”
Fuck record labels
I’ll start paying for music again when I can pay the artists directly, or when everyone is small labels. I refuse to support a company like warner music after the way they’ve treated me, the Internet, their musicians, and everyone around them. I don’t listen to their music at all, I don’t download it, or even bother. It is sad, because they have some really amazing artists.
I, personally, believe that information should be free, and if a musician wants to make money they should do something to add value, like sell merchandise, do shows, sell personal stuff (autographs, dinner with them for $5000, etc.) and I think this should apply to all intellectual property.
Of course, I can’t enforce this, but I can definitely vote with my wallet.
Now, assuming I don’t pay for music that doesn’t come from a small label. Is it OK for me to steal an album if I buy a shirt that I’ll never wear to support a band? Why aren’t these kinds of options available to me? Because it takes the greedy middle man out of the picture, and allows our amazing communications infrastructure to replace distribution with communication. This is the way it should be, and these big labels ONLY place in the world is to strangle this communication and keep the world from becoming better. They use their money to buy political power to achieve this. I donate politically, and I write hand written letters to my representatives. Do you think I can create awareness in them? They know what they’re doing, and they do not care. They need money to brainwash the hordes of people that don’t pay attention, they need money to ensure that their name is in the heads of the voters who have no clue about the issues. THAT is the game. These labels exploit the laziness of the American people and game the system. They take a small portion of their profits, and use it to completely screw the world out of culture. Every time I buy a CD or a DVD, I give them the money to screw me and the rest of the world.
What if I want to hear a bands discography before I decide to see them in concert? What if I want to use something for a home movie, but I’m not sure what I’m going to use yet? Should I have to pay for this stuff before I decide? Some say yes, I don’t think I should have to.
Should I have to pay $20 for a CD, to which only 10 cents go to the artists? Where does the rest of the money go to? Paying for Britney’s new $2 million dollar video? It is SHAMEFUL what they do with that money. Even if I were spending my entire entertainment budget, I couldn’t be exposed to everything I want to see. This is bad. People should be able to get the culture they want. It is good for humanity. The benefit of those jobs created at megacorps has a huge price to the advancement of humanity as a whole. As long as people are spending to the level they can afford, and have the opportunity to spend that money how they wish, why shouldn’t they get exposed to lots of new things. It makes for a better world.
Is stealing the right term for copying and sharing? Would I be stealing from you if I made a copy of your dinner and ate it? Someone might lose a sale on your dinner materials, or they may not. Maybe I wasn’t going to buy the apple pie but I’d take it for free.
Copyright has gotten WAY out of hand, and for the betterment of mankind, our advancement, and our culture, we need to take some of these rights back and put them in the hands of the people. Of course people deserve to profit from their works, but should that continue in perpetuity? Should NOTHING go into private domain? Should I have to wait 100 years before my daughter can remix a tune in her bedroom and play it at a party in Chuck-e-cheese?
The rights holders have thrown their weight around for so long, and we as a country have accepted that our politicians are bought and paid for. I, personally, believe that this battle over copyright is only the beginning of people beginning to realize that the world of intellectual property is pretty messed up, and instead of acting politically, which is basically a dead end, they’re voting with their wallets. Concert revenue is SURGING, merchandise is selling better than ever, but people are simply not willing to spend huge amounts for music anymore when they can spend the same money and go to a concert or play a game with 100s of hours of gameplay or do any number of other things. The value is simply not there, anymore. Artists must find a way to connect with their audience and do something special to earn their money, the days of simply making a record and being a millionaire are over(and never existed for 99% of all signed artists anyways), and the quality of home studios is so high that you don’t absolutely NEED a $100,000 studio session to make a record anymore. Movies, too. Sure, some big budget films need lots of investment, but many movies are being made inexpensively now thanks to technology. Eventually this is going to tip the scales towards the long tail in entertainment that there will be no place for greedy megacorps.
I hope to speed their demise, and I am not alone.
The issues are a lot more complicated than people stealing. A LOT more complicated.
Why my daughter gets a trip to Disneyland if she ever gets suspended for fighting (and she didn't start it)
I have a 6 year old daughter that would never let someone mess with her. I’ve given her permission to fight back, if someone tries to hurt her, and I think its absolutely the right thing to do. More kids need to be taught that this zero tolerance no subjectivity crap is a policy for fools designed to close a door that can never be closed for long. People are going to treat each other poorly, and you need to stand up for yourself and make your way in the world. My daughter knows that, and will always have that advantage over kids that see it preferable to give up rather than stand up for themselves.
We need to be more about empowering our kids to make their own decision, and less about creating rules designed to save them from all possible harm. Sometimes, its OK for your kid to get a scrape on their knee, if they learn to go a little slower on their scooter. If a child is so distraught over bullying, and they’re so terribly hurt by it, then they have no confidence and severe emotional and mental problems, and someone has failed as a parent to make them into a balanced human being that can live their life outside the bubble of parental/institutional attention.
Many children can be harmed by a zero tolerance bullying policy meant to protect a statistically small number of children who over reacted or felt compelled to do something drastic as a result of what is not only a typical reaction to diversity in tribal culture (aka a school, neighborhood, family, etc.) but what may be argued as a beneficial process that helps children better understand what actions, behaviors, and states are acceptable to the societies they’re living in. Individuality is a good thing, but only for those with the self confidence and inner truth to have a reason to be an individual.
