My friend told me about a time he got really hungry and decided to ride his bike to a bar to get some food, but accidentally (?!) got drunk and had to attempt the ride home with a full pan of hot lasagna. After multiple drunken crashes and approximately half of the lasagna littering the path home like some Italian bread crumb trail back to sobriety, he arrived into his garage and ate the remaining lasagna with his hands. He then passed out with the garage door open, only to be discovered by a neighbor laying uncomfortably on his garage floor covered in spaghetti sauce. The neighbor screamed like a little girl thinking he’d been brutally murdered but luckily he was only a buffoon.
Feelings of intellectual inadequacy never go away, but you learn to realize that almost no one else knows anything either. Then you specialize in something and learn a lot about that thing and become an expert and realize how empty that sensation is. You wonder what the point of knowledge is, today, unless you actually do something with it, and you’re right to wonder about that.
The sad thing is, people do things all the time without the tiniest bit of knowledge. Knowing is pointless without doing. Just focus on the doing, and if you need to learn to do something, then learn to do something. Learning for learning sake is masturbation. It feels great but it amounts to nothing in the end. Don’t wrap your self worth up in knowledge, its an empty pursuit, made even more empty by the ready availability of vast swaths of searchable information from your telephone or any other tiny and inexpensive piece of taiwanese kit.
“ im gonna sit here and act like i dont care to get on your nerves, but discreetely i am enrage and so mad that im naturally creating redish skin under my eyes from half way crying
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1. YOU ARE TRESSPASSING
2. YOU ARE TAKING ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOU’VE BEEN YELLED AT
“People just want to disprove Freud to assure themselves that they’re not horrid little sex monkeys.”
why slug more slug
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
over 9000- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
“ on one hand, it’d be like fucking my sister, but on the other hand, i have no sister, so fucking her sounds kinda hot…
“i was walking down the street and i took a quick right turn and right then my nuts slapped into my thigh and i was like “awwww” but then i looked up and i saw a fucking bird in a tree and he had 3 eyes and he said “its OK” and i was like “HOLY SHIT” and i knew it was god.”
